"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

I'm fuckin' cool.

"I, Mallory, am too awesome for one surname to properly describe. I have a vast collection of items I can kill people with, though so far I'm glad that I have restrained myself from doing this. This includes one dog (who cannot properly operate his mouth 92% of the time), three cats (whose body mass adds up to more like 5.5 cats), and one lizard (who steadfastly carries forward the "occupy my couch" movement)."
"Also, DDR."